i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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