We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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