You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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