my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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