did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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