On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wish I only lived at night.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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