went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am spending my child support on dildos
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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