i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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