If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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