I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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