it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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