C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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