She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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