Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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