Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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