Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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