I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize