Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm getting married
To pizza
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
