How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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