who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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