im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize