More tranny stories later!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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