Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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