I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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