So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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