I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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