your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You were trust falling into bushes
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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