kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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