How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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