Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Drunk is a universal language darling
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