i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
