My first STD was from a foam party
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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