return my video game
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Sorry my hands just texted you
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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