Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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