grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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