He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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