she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We are all done wearing pants today
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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