she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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