You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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