see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
