drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he shaved USA in his pubs
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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