playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
