I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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