real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
accomplished twins. life is a go
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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