I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So vagazzling was a success
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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