i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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