And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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