I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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