I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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