You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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