is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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