Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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