apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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