have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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